RIP BikiniTop

This bikini top made my saggy boobs

look super good

(in my opinion)

...unfortunately, I took it off

to skinny-dip on vacation

and left it by the pool

in a rush to escape security.

Should have just claimed it from the lost&found

...but I'll just let it be a loss.

Days 352-353

Day 352
Breakfast:
Chocolate - 100cals
Lunch:
Naked Burrito - 200cals
Dinner:
Turkey Patty - 100cals
Tater Tots - 200cals

Day 353
Breakfast:
Bagel w/ Cream Cheese - 200cals
Lunch:
Chicken Breast - 200cals
Pickles - 50cals
Dinner:
Panera Soup - 200cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 300cals
Jumping Jacks - 100cals

NET: 850

GaybyThinspo

I ran across this movie on Netflix.
It was so silly&entertaining.
I love the LGBT section...
I mostly dig the main character's thin frame.
She was always going to yoga classes
(an activity I really should pick up)
and having sex with her gay bestfriend
cause they were trying to have a baby.
And even when she's (spoiler alert) preggo
she's a teeny&tiny lady.
Thinspiration.

Day 351

Breakfast:
Peanut Butter & Pickles - 150cals
Lunch:
Seared Tuna Wrap - 200cals
Dark Chocolate - 100cals
Dinner:
Cup of Noodles - 150cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 150cals

NET: 450

Vacay (finally)

Here are a few snapshots from my vacation

...way back in May.

Days 347-350

Day 347
Breakfast:
Hardboiled Egg - 100cals
Lunch:
Froyo w/ Nuts - 200cals
Dinner:
Salad - 150cals
Cheese Ravioli - 200cals
Breadstick - 100cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals

Day 348
Dinner:
Cheese Ravioli w/ Bread - 100cals

Exercise:
Paint Scraping - 200cals

Day 349
Breakfast:
Bagel - 200cals
Lunch:
Pizza - 300cals
Dinner:
Bagel - 200cals

Exercise:
Paint Scraping - 200cals
Walk - 100cals

Day 350
Breakfast:
Eggs w/ Turkey Sausage - 200cals
Lunch:
Chips & Guacamole - 150cals
Fruit - 100cals
Dinner:
Pretzel w/ Cream Cheese - 200cals
Lemon Ice - 150cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals

4 DAY NET: 1350

BofoBehavior

The Boyfriend&I have been behavior all week.

I know - 4 days isn't that big of a deal...

but I'm glad we're doing it together.

He really needs to drop some pounds

for his health & his friend's wedding

and I always want to drop some pounds

so it's great to have a partner.

Lots of protien&veggies&fruit

very few carbs.

And now that we've finally closed

on our brand new home

we have lots of workouts in renovations!

Day 346

UglyMayo

This silly Ugly Betty Mayo Scene cracked me up.
I just started Season 3...
it's not the most well-written show,
but it's pretty funny.
The transformation of America Ferrera
into "Ugly Betty" is pretty hilarious.
Vanessa Williams -aka Wilhemina Slater-
always looks very thin&sexy also.
And, I don't care how much of a trainwreck she is:
I fucking love Lindsay Lohan.
Her little fast-food ensemble in the season premier
looked good dispite the trashiness
purely because she's tiny&adorable.

Day 345

Breakfast:
Turkey Sausage Patty - 150cals
Peach - 50cals
Snack:
Deli Meat - 50cals
Lunch:
Naked Ground Beef Burrito - 200cals
Dinner:
Salad w/ Low Cal Dressing - 150cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 150cals
Paint Scraping - 150cals

NET: 300

BethennyThin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2392191/

Skinnygirl-Bethenny-Frankel-
reveals-toned-physique-tiny-red-bikini-heats-Miami-Beach.html

Day 344

Breakfast:
Deli Meat - 100cals
Lunch:
Cottage Cheese & Pickles - 150cals
Dinner:
Turkey Patty w/ Fried Egg & Salsa - 300cals

Exercise:
Ripped Up Carpet - 150cals
Scraped Paint - 100cals
Walk w/ Stairs - 100cals

NET: 200

PhotoShopThin

This is hilarious.

Who would actually do this!?

I'm not going to lie...

I tend to wipe out my blemishes

and whiten my teeth

on photos I plan to show off...

but I'd never try to make myself look thinner

and neglect to notice the background.

Oy.

Days 340-343

FATTY FATTY FATTY FOODS:
Potato Pizza - 1,000cals
Cheese Bread - 1,000cals
Crackers - 250cals
Veggies & Hummus - 300cals
Cake - 200cals
Vodka - 700cals
Beer - 300cals
Bagels - 300cals
Salad - 300cals
Chips & Guacamole - 300cals
Grilled Chicken - 300cals
Strawberry Protien Shake - 100cals

VERY LITTLE EXERCISE:
Walk w/ Stairs - 300cals
Run - 300cals
Swim - 300cals

NET: 4150

...like usual, I'm going to "crack down" starting now...

...I was going to go "NO CARB" after the weekend...

...BUT, I already ate some chips&guac... DAMNIT...

Poolside Afternoon

I loved being able to lay outside in California.

Though I was pretty busy with conference stuff

I tried to go out on every break

to work on my tan and enjoy the weather.

Being outside in my bikini

inspires me to make sure I stay thin.

I wish it would have been warmer

...I was surprised,

but maybe that's cause

I'm so used to the humidity of Florida.

Day 339

Breakfast:
Pasta Salad - 100cals
Lunch:
Grilled Chicken - 200cals
Snack:
Chips & Guacamole - 200cals
Dinner:
Pizza - 300cals
Dessert:
Cookies - 100cals

Exercise:
Walk - 200cals

NET: 700

XsFeedVest

I was pumped about Target's Feed collection

from the first moment I saw the commercials

so I ran out and got the vest

as soon as the line came out.

More than the vest...

I love its size:

XS

and I can even get it buttoned-up.

Love it.

Day 338

Breakfast:
Eggs w/ Turkey Sausage & Hot Sauce - 150cals
Lunch:
Eggs w/ Turkey Sausage & Hot Sauce - 150cals
Snack:
Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownie - 200cals
Dinner:
Deep Dish Pizza - 300cals

Exercise:
Walk - 100cals
Arms - 100cals

NET: 600

HumphryThin

I love this evolution of Jenny Humphrey

from good girl to bad bitch

and I also love how skinny she is

throughout it all.

Though, she's one of those "naturally skinny people"

which doesn't mean she's as bony

as I'd personally like to be.

But she's still a cute&fashionable thinspiration.

Day 337

Breakfast:
Peanut Butter - 200cals
Lunch:
Chicken Lettuce Wrap -150cals
Snack:
Kettle Chips - 150cals
Dinner:
Black Bean Soup - 100cals
Baguette - 150cals

Exercise:
Run - 300cals

NET: 550

RHMiami

I love the Miami Housewives.

I'm so happy for the season premiere tonight.

I love their location the best

...their lifestyles are my favorite...

and their cute-tan-little bodies the most.

Lisa Hochestien is my favorite.

She's so adorable&tiny

and she seems the most genuine&loving.

I wish I had a plastic surgeon husband

so I could finally look perfect.

Day 336

Breakfast:
Spicy Pickles - 35cals
Lunch:
Celery & Peanut Butter - 200cals
Snack:
Pasta Salad - 100cals
Dinner:
Bagel w/ Cream Cheese - 200cals
Dessert:
Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownie - 200cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Hills - 300cals

NET: 435

So Sadly True.

Except, by the end of my freshman year I'd:

gotten rid of my cafeteria plan

fell back into mia

&

was obsessively exercising

so I probably left skinnier

than I'd been at high school graduation.

Unfortunately for most of my friends, though,

they left bigger...

much, much bigger, in some cases.

Days 333-335

Day 333
Breakfast:
Turkey Deli Meat - 100cals
Lunch:
Salad w/ Toppers & Deli Meat - 300cals
Dinner:
Chicken Fingers & Fries - 500cals
IPA - 150cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals

Day 334
Breakfast:
Bagel w/ CreamCheese - 200cals
Lunch:
Chile Rellenos - 300cals
Dinner:
Mozzarella Sticks - 200cals

Exercise:
Walk w/ Stairs - 200cals
Bike Ride - 200cals

Day 335
Breakfast:
Eggs w/ Peppers&Onions on Sourdough - 300cals
Fried Potatoes - 150cals
Lunch:
Chips - 200cals
Black Bean Burger - 200cals
Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownie - 250cals

Exercise:
Swim - 150cals
Walk w/ Stairs - 150cals

NET: 1950

CalifornicationThinspo

Obviously,

I saw lots of beautiful people in California...

and I'll do some posts about it

sometime soon - hopefully.

But this lady at my hotel pool

blew my mind.

She was probably in her 40's

and just tiny-tiny-tiny.

Her little back was so bony

and her legs&arms were like sticks.

She kept getting up&down

and looked like she'd break every time.

Just before I took these pictures

she was going to order food at the bar.

Yeah right.

Like she eats...

Days 319-325

Breakfast:
Carrots - Baby, raw, 50 large - 263
Banana - 1 Medium, 2 banana - 220
Oats & Honey Crunchy Granola Bars - 380
Clementine - 175
Lunch:
In-N-Out Burger - French Fries, 1 Tray - 395
In-N-Out Burger - Cheese Burger, 1 burger - 425
Dinner:
Carl's Jr - Spicy Chicken Sandwich - 460
Ultra Thin Rotisserie Chicken Breast - 500
Vegetarian Fajitas - 250
Chips and Salsa - 160
Refried Beans, Cheese - 40
Sour Cream - 30
Guacamole Spicy - 80
Snacks:
Coldstone - Raspberry Sorbet, 1 like it - 160
Coldstone - Chocolate Cake Batter 1 like it - 340
Coldstone -  Frozen Yogurt, 1 like it - 280
Diet Coke - 0
Milk - Chocolate - 208
Mixed Nuts - Lightly Salted - 510
Exercise: 40 Miles of Walking - 14,000Net for 5 Days: -9,124